Prepare the Base: In a large bowl, mix the drained tuna, lemon juice, vinegar, red onion, pickles, apple, corn, and peas.Combine Dressing: In a separate, smaller bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise and wasabi paste (and Italian dressing/agave if using).Mix: Combine the dressing with the tuna mixture, stirring well to coat.Add Crunch: Fold in the crushed jalapeño chips last to maintain crunch.Serve: Enjoy immediately or, as McConaughey suggests, let it sit in the fridge for a day to allow the flavors to combine.